Heart is definitely not in this work.

Might just sign it with; FUCK YOU UNIVERSITY. Sincerely, Matthew Pickford. As of today, former student. You have done nothing for me, and I am beginning to regret you completely.

kilisbeard:

rolypolydandy:

fapoleon-bonerparte:

Napoleon’s walk was described as “something between a waddle and a swagger”

HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK

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on my way to overthrow your country

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dialga-palkia:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

goondust:

justinrecio:

Girl sneezes with her eyes open.

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the reason you close ur eyes while sneezing is because there is a risk of ur eyeballs popping out. so keep your eyes closed or you might go blind or die or both

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chasingshadowss replied to your post: 4 hours sleep and 4 hours until my work has to be…

YOU CAN DO THIS

I bloody well hope so! I’m desperately trying not to fall asleep on my keyboard!

sexhaver:

i really like the term “breakfast cereal” because it implies the existence of lunch cereals and dinner cereals an  possibly even dessert cereals and thats just beautiful

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vietnamzee:

since I’ve never seen someone actually post the song on tumblr

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wwruska:

REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!

I’m laughing so hard oh my god

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poesdaughter:

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

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WOAH THERE, SATAN

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4 hours sleep and 4 hours until my work has to be in, and I still have to finish it off, and print and bind it.

This is gonna be fun.

Decided it is night time and aloney feelings that cause the shittyness.

And not relationship alone, although that would be lovely. Just alone alone.

Such a good day emotionally, felt more or less back to normal. And now, as soon as I put my book down, I’m back to shit.

Should have just carried on reading until I fell asleep.

Although that is dangerous. Last time I tried that I didn’t sleep. And finished the Da Vinci Code by 7am.

Last hand in tomorrow. No more uni stress, but other stresses start. Mother claims ‘this is life.’

WELL I DON’T LIKE THIS, WOMAN DO NOT TELL ME THINGS LIKE THIS.

Annnnnnnddd sleep. Not.

an-egg:

I  FFUCKING FOUOND A SHREK TEXT GENERATOR AND IM ALUGHING SO ARHARD

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dallonsmiles:

thatashhole:

facepalmx2combo:

i present to you
nicolas minaj

Tears are actually streaming my face right now.


Holy Jesus.

dallonsmiles:

thatashhole:

facepalmx2combo:

i present to you

nicolas minaj

Tears are actually streaming my face right now.

Holy Jesus.

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